This is so funny. This is an actual conversation that chad and I had today!
me: did you feed your pig?
chad: I keep telling you, it’s not MY pig!
me: whatever. Did you feed MY pig?
chad: I haven’t been out to the barn, so no dear, I didn’t feed YOUR pig.
Me: well…are you going to feed her?
chad: why can’t you go out there?
Me: I’m not on barn duty today
Chad: seriously? Your not going out there?!
me: why should I?! Your here! Feed the pig!
chad: our lives are being run by a stupid pig!
Me: just feed her, she’s probably mad by now!
chad: I don’t care if she’s mad…she’s a pig!
me: oh honey, you know they all love you out there
Chad: your not funny
Me: oh, I’m funny…I write about you all the time and they (you all) think I’m funny!
Chad: growling noises