I was sitting in my comfy chair by the big picture window, drinking my coffee, watching the natives as they frolicked in the pasture…actually, they were racing each other to the new patch of green grass that was trying to spring up…planning my day when I figured out that my thoughts aren’t normal. This is what was running through my mind…’gosh, it’s nice out. I wonder what I should do. I know, I think I’ll let the pig out and chase her all around the farm for some exercise, we both could lose a few pounds. Heck, maybe I can get her to harass the llamas just for fun!!’
I mean, who else thinks that way in the early morning? I sit here and think of ways to amuse myself by chasing and harassing llamas and a pig! Aaarrrgghhh!!!