Okay…so I hear there is a car wash in Michigan City that also washes your dogs. You can run your pooch though his very own wash at the same time the car goes through!
I can picture a conversation with the attendant going something like this as Biscuit trembles at my side shaking with fear because he see’s water and smells shampoo…”why yes sir, I do want to run my 73lb PIT BULL through your ‘doggie wash’…of course he’s friendly…whatever you do…. DO NOT make eye contact!  All I ask, is that you slowly back away to about 30 feet after the water starts pouring on him”!!!